Any news you may have heard concerning my untimely demise is a freak frankfurter explosion are completely untrue

Myself and Nicky, my girlfriend, are doing very nicely together. We are planning to get married just as soon as she can divorce her two-timing money-grubbing husband asshole (which could take a while as he is incommunicado) so yay!

We were walking home together from work,we travel to/from work on the same trains every day, we're sooo cute together. I wrote Nicky a poem for Valentines Day, what with being poor and unable to buy her flowers. It expressed how much she means to me and how committed I am to her and how I couldn't live without her. In the middle of the street today Nicky said "My name is Miffy and my fanny is whiffy." We laughed our asses off at the irony and were generally even more cute that usual. People in the street must think we're mad when they see us.

And I'm not sure they're wrong

DHL were a bunch of assholes to me. They dragged their heels over writing up my post-agency contract just to fire me for a really pathetic reason one week before it was supposed to start. Never mind. Nicky found me a job in London working for Titan Entertainment (head office for Forbidden Planet) so now I do tech support for some really cool people doing really cool things (like writing Shaun the Sheep magazine xD)

As far as writing any more AVS packs goes, I don't think that'll be happening. What with having a proper respectable job and living with my fiance I don't have time to spend long hours tweaking AVS's and messing around with them.

Never fear, this shall not spell the end of my offerings here on DA, I am currently saving up for a Nikon D50. Not for your usual photography mind, I have plans to explore the possibilities offered by timelapse photography.

Why? Because the Macbook I am typing this to y'all on has a tiny webcamera built into it and the software that powers it doesn't timelapse. Really bad quality, but enough to pique my interest when I left it on all night looking out our 4th floor flat window. A did that a couple of times and got some really interesting footage which made me want more.

LOTS more

Watch this space, love you all

EDIT: Link to my first timelapse in case you're interested: [link]